tag: awful shit
Awful Shit: Trampling and Other Sex Fetish Weirdness GIFs
Just to be clear, I'm not judging. I understand everyone has their "thing" but some of this shit just doesn't look that fun.
Sex Moves That You Aren't Doing Right (and Didn't Know Existed)
Are you looking to break out a few new moves on your fuck buddy? Try these! You are certainly not going to get a callback.
Awful Shit: Billionaire Dies During Penis Enlargement Surgery
Ehud Arye Laniado, 65, died during a penis enlargement operation in Paris
Sex Doll: Sex Toy or Lover?
Sex doll is not just a sex toy but a way of life about loneliness and love.
Por mal Polvo: This Is Not the GFE You Seek
Is Por mal Polvo Spanish for "getting fucked up by a Mexican hooker"? This is not the girlfriend experience you want...unless you are in to getting your ass beat.
Horny Couple Busted for Having Sex at Home Depot & Kohl's
Arkansas couple that filmed themselves having public sex at Home Depot, Kohl's and Cheddar's gets busted.
Awful Shit: The World's Worst Sex Toys
Creating a sex toy is tricky business. Get it right and make millions. Get it wrong and you make this list. Here is some truly awful shit.
Awful Shit: UK Gov't: "Want Porn? Show Us Your Credit Card."
Theresa May's government’s plan to force all porn sites operating in the U.K. to check the ages of its users.
Awful Shit: Man Drives Semi Truck Into Moonlite Bunny Ranch
A truck crashed through the front door of Moonlite Bunny Ranch, the brothel featured in the “CatHouse” reality TV show, near Carson City, Nevada.
Awful Shit: Hong Kong Man Killed by Sex Doll
A 56-year old man from Hong Kong’s Tsuen Wan District has died after he was electrocuted while using a sex doll that he purchased online. According to reports by local media, the man allegedly ignored the manufacturer’s warning, which specifically stated...
Awful Shit: Man Loses "Life Savings" Tossing Balls On Carnival Game
New Hampshire man says he lost his life savings on a carnival game and all he got was this stuffed "Rasta" banana.
The Sperm Extractor: Fleshlight Meets Its Match
Suck it Fleshlight! A Chinese company says its automatic sperm extractor is helping clinics collect semen from donors reluctant to masturbate in a hospital setting.
Awful Shit: My Blackout Drunk Storytime
Ashley Elizabeth is like the most annoying like person on like the planet. So you'll like enjoy her awful like story about being blackout drunk. Like enjoy this awful shit.
Jacking Off in Texas is About to Get Expensive
New Bill Would Require Men to Pay $100 Every Time They Masturbate
A Smart Condom for Your Tiny Dumb Dick
Introducing the i.Con smart condom, because a man's sex life wasn't complicated enough.