You're cheap. You're lazy. You don't pay for porn and you sure as hell won't pay for a quality sex toy.
Well this post is for all you cheap DIY fuckers that want to get your rocks off but are on a strict budget.

*Please note: regionstroi-orel.ru does NOT endorse any of these products or techniques. If you are going to try these at home be safe and have 911 on speed dial.