1. Beware of the titty slap.
2. I wonder how the dude earned those big beads.
3. Seems fake.
4. Someone is lingering a bit too long.
5. That moment you regret showing your tits to a bunch of drunk dudes.
6. Grandpa with the double take.
7. Fat Tuesday...Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday.
9. Must touch titties!
11. Happy Mardi Gras Bitches!