Awful Shit: The World's Worst Sex Toys

Creating a sex toy is tricky business. Get it right and make millions. Get it wrong and you make this list. Here is some truly awful shit.

1. The Bearded Manta Ray

Always wanted to fuck a manta ray that's wearing a toupe? Here's your chance.

2. The Do-It-All

The Swiss army knife of sex toys.

3. Corn Ride

I hate the feeling I get from shitting corn...

I'm gonna leave this right here.

I presume this was modeled after Arnold Schwarzenegger's leg.

6. The "Handie"

Talk about getting caught "red-handed".

Overcome your fear of contracting an STD with the "immersion therapy" dildo. 



hottest black pornstars 2018list of uncensored hentairegret xxxxxx positionshottes porn starveronica rodriguez oiltop 10 xxxsmurfs porn parodyasian pornsatrsanaa lathan toplessmalice mcmunn nudetop 25 milfswho is the dirtiest porn starfamous shemale pornstarshot latin women pornbest curvy pornstarsbest porn star 2018suction cup dildosebony new porn starsweird sex positions pornsabrina lynn pornlesbein xxxbossy delilah instagramjamie saxcutest shemale evertop 20 sex positionactresses who used to do pornkeepers gentlemen's clubkirsten lee make em sweathot spanish pornstarscandy juggshottest porntop porn srarsbest 2017 pornamerature nudesbig ass japanese pornstarsjessie rogers gifssexiest porn actresscumshot gifsscarlett johansson mr skinfunny xxx gifgirlsway little redtop tranny pornstarshottest pornstar listmia kalifa gifsyourporn xxxhottest pornstar 2017swallow salon xxxbrooklyn chase youtubenicole bexley retiredbest pornstars 2019nastiest pornstarpenny barber kinklady boys porntop ten milf pornstarsbest gilf pornstarsjustice league xxx: an axel braun parodyromi rain snapchattawny jordan hotcherries in corinth msgirlsway little redtop 10 blowjobsbest looking ladyboypirate of stagnetticarolina ramirez transskinniest porn stardogfart mandingoawesome blowjob gifporn stars listingchick with dickcristina ricci nude picsbig booty pornstar listpov bj gifhow to use a dildo videoadult hardcore dvdsabrina lynn galleriespornstar italiantop 10 best pornnatural tits pornstarsbest anal scenebest euro pornstars1990s porn starsamanda paris pornwicked porn actresscum on tits giftop 5 latina pornstarstop porn atarsporn best sex positionpornstar listsbiggest dick porn starsaftercare discordnew big ass pornstarswicked carnalhot asian ass pornshemale emy leethe kloons licksterlacey lenixtop female porn stars 2017showgirls nashville