Murder Suspect Says "Huge Manhood" to Blame for Girlfriend's Choking Death
A Florida murder suspect's penis has emerged between the prosecution and defense ahead of his upcoming trial in the choking death of his girlfriend.
Awful Shit: Creepy Custom Mail Order Sex Dolls
Are you looking for a high-end life-size silicone doll and/or photographic model? If the answer is 'yes' then a DS Doll might be right up your alley.
Awful Shit: Man Loses "Life Savings" Tossing Balls On Carnival Game
New Hampshire man says he lost his life savings on a carnival game and all he got was this stuffed "Rasta" banana.
Chloe Amour returns to Cheerleaders in Pittsburgh this weekend.
Chloe hits Pittsburgh again
The Sperm Extractor: Fleshlight Meets Its Match
Suck it Fleshlight! A Chinese company says its automatic sperm extractor is helping clinics collect semen from donors reluctant to masturbate in a hospital setting.
ICYMI: Sewer Pipe Filled with Condoms Leads Police to Raid
A husband and wife from Austin, Texas are accused of operating prostitution ring after clogged sewer pipe filled with "hundreds of condoms" leads police to raid.
Awful Shit: My Blackout Drunk Storytime
Ashley Elizabeth is like the most annoying like person on like the planet. So you'll like enjoy her awful like story about being blackout drunk. Like enjoy this awful shit.
WTF! Porn Stars Watch The Death Scene From Bambi
What happens when some of the sexiest people watch one of the un-sexiest scenes in all of cinematic history? WoodRocket catches it on video and presents it as a new must-see web series, “Porn Stars React”.
Creepy or Sexy? New "Disney" Inspired Princess Lingerie Sets
Yancy.com just release their Disney inspired princess lingerie sets. Also out now is Little Mermaid, Pocahontas, Elsa and other random Disney weirdness. So the question is: Are these lingerie sets sexy or creepy?
Runner Chugs Beer During Half Marathon; Finishes Under 2 Hours
This is my kind of marathon. Runner chugs beer at every mile marker during Holy Half Marathon in South Bend, Indiana.
Hackers Can Hijack Your IoT Dildo
Hackers...first, they came for our phones; then our election and now our internet connected dildos. They must really be desperate for entertainment if they want to live-stream the inside of my rectum. Feel free to tune-in to my shit show.
He's Got a Ticket to Ride the Penis Seat and He Don't Care
New seat installation on Mexican subway designed to highlight sexual harassment experienced by female passengers.
Canadian Sex Toy Company Settles $3.75M Lawsuit for Tracking Your Orgasms
"I always feel like somebody's watching me." Who knew Rockwell was so tuned-in that he'd know what the future held. What's next? Will my microwave be watching me masturbate? If so, it should be prepared to be disappointed.
Jacking Off in Texas is About to Get Expensive
New Bill Would Require Men to Pay $100 Every Time They Masturbate
Pressure Washer + Tourettes = "Wetter Than A Pornstar's Tits"
Pressure washing sucks but having Tourettes sucks a whole lot more. Being able to curse freely without people judging you as a vulgar asshole is one upside. Watch this dude handle all 3 at once or FUCK OFF!
Porta Potty Gloryholes
It's a simple concept, really: Take two portable toilets (aka "porta potties"), weld them together, drill a "gloryhole" in each to connect the two, truck the potties to some public place—could be a mall parking lot, could be a construction site, could be...