12 Reasons Why Donald Trump Should Be A Pornstar

10. Knowledge of STDs

Everyone know that if you want to perform in the porn biz you got to get tested. Donald knows all about this. He told shock jock Howard Stern that he felt 'lucky' not to have picked up an STD while sleeping around during the 80's. 'It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave soldier,' he said. Thank you for your service!